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(all of this text is in the coolest view! Third Person View)I guess I'll just talk about how cool Jordan is... Jordan
is a godliness that we mortals (well, you mortals anyways) cannot describe with mere words. Or mere nonverbal communication.
Or any other form of communication of mankind. Only gods such as Dillon can sucsessfully illustrate Jordan's power, and
of couse Jordan. Wait- Dilln doesn't try. Anyways, Jordan is a seemingly simple man with simple needs. He was born in a log
cabin, forced to kill bears with plastic sporks, forced to fish in a canoe made from his leather shoes, with a stick, a string,
and a piece of gum. This harsh childhood made Jordan strong. He was tempted to use his power for personal gain and death...Dillon
tried his best to convert Jordan to the dark side. But Jordan was a being of pure light, and would not bend to Dillon's will.
Dillon thinks hes a fool for this. If he was a mortal he would have died for resisting Dillon. And so the epic conflict between
the forces of light and darkness was created. Jordan just became godlier and godlier somehow. Dillon slowly leeched power
from the souls of his enemies and one day fused 1/8 of his power into a graphing calculator. It was a ti-84, for if it was
a ti-89... oh wait... those already think for themselves. Right Grant?! To this day Jordan is godly, and is only becoming
godlier. Dillon was temporarily destracted by destroying Micheal's cupcake world, but soon will be ready to battle the forces
of life again. As soon as he beats Republic Commando. Jordan's mind is like a black hole- so dense it imploded upon itself
and now sucks everything into it. (Yes, we're still talking about black holes) Man, this website took 6 entire minutes to
make. I'm hungry...gonna go eat human flesh-errr I mean food.
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